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These accidentally rude church signs are holy inappropriate

THERE'S no doubt that parishioners would have done a double-take after spotting these cheeky church signs.

The word of God can be interpreted in a very crude way when taking these quotes out of context.

From talking about 'positions' to the worshipper's 'right hand', here are 12 of the most inappropriate church notices ever...

1. Lord have mercy

2. Holy moly

3. Un-bible-evable

4. Completely sinful

5. A sign from God

6. Oh christ!

7. Not according to script

8. They won't prophet from this one

9. And there's even myrrh to come

10. This'll cause an exodus

11. Save our souls

12. Not very saintly

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Larita Shotwell

Update: 2024-05-14